"It's all true. THE GOVERNMENT has created horrible pathogenes they are spreading through random airplane CHEMTRAILS so that there will be horrible mysterious FIBERS growing in your skin. How do I know? Because I'm part of the conspiracy! Did you know you will be raped by aliens in 2012? Guess who's going to hand them the lubricant? Yours truly! And I will LAUGH."

At least, that's what I WANT to say to every person claiming to be infected with "Morgellons", and so far I've been true to this.

It's mean, I know. These people are sick, even though not in the way they think.
My problem is: I'm NOT indifferent. That's why they're driving me so mad (and this is why I'm using so many capital letters here, a practice which I usually oppose. Yes, I do get inconsistent when I get mad. It happens, folks). There are so many real problems in this world, and this one... this one would just go away if these people would just ONCE look into the mirror and admit to themselves that they're crazy- like a normal person would. But it's the very characteristic of delusional people that they think they are the most alert and sound-minded people around. They have THE answer. In this case, THE answer is that THE GOVERNMENT is using them as human test subjects, that they have little alien creatures/robots/things crawling in their skin.

HELLO? OF COURSE your skin is crawling! That's called LIFE! Have you any idea how many fibers cling on to the body, orifices and wounds of a normal person (we live in a COSMOS of fibers, and no, you don't need to 100% identify them all to tell they're just fibers)? How many animals (and not just bacteria!) are living and feeding on your skin? It would be abnormal if your skin wasn't crawling occasionally.
But you, you need to scratch. You need to pick at your pimples, and wounds, until they turn even bigger, until you're ripping yourself apart. In one news show, there was an old "Morgellons" lady, the skin on her arms almost completely peeled off. She was crying "I'm in constant pain!", and her horrible doctor would just tell her to stop picking at her wounds, that she had no physical condition whatsoever except the plight she had brought upon herself by her delusion. It hurts just to look at her, and it hurts even more to think she owes this all to her own stupidity, and the stupidity of her family and fellow "morgellons" freaks, who share and reinforce the delusion with all their might.
It's this utter feeling of helplessness which is driving me mad. How I would love to just tie that lady down and let her see with her own eyes that her wounds are HEALING and that she'll be FINE just as long as she doesn't continue this horrible mindgame. But of course she would cry even more and louder "Help me, help me, THE GOVERNMENT has captured me, and now they TORTURE ME!", and maybe her wounds will actually get worse, her imagination running wild on her own body (if you are convinced you are sick and going to die, if you are emotionally exhausted, you will actually get sick).

And everything, EVERYTHING that could possibly happen would just confirm the delusionous beliefs, everything can be considered part of the conspiracy.
Via the internet, these people can spread the mind-fuck to people who are vulnerable to suggestive narratives like this. They can even organize little cross-overs with 9/11ers and anti-vaccine groups. I doubt any of this will ever reach the broad masses, except in short mass panics (see: 'Penis Panic' [link](medicine) ), but still, the thought that there are people determined on creating their personal hell on Earth... In my humble opinion, one would be already one too many. But no. They connect. They reproduce.

So please, anyone who might read this:

If your skin is crawling, if you think THE GOVERNMENT is using entire countries as test subjects for biological warfare, if you notice a lot of "chemtrails" (not just normal harmless vapour trails, NO) spread by airplanes in the sky, and strange substances in your garden, please

1-Do NOT have sex with any of these substances or entities
2-Do NOT start searching your skin with magnifying glasses (because you will find SOMETHING)
3-If you ignored (2), at least do NOT start picking these spots
4-If you ignored (3), at least do NOT start picking the resulting wounds
5-Try listening to your trained medical professional of choice

and for crying out loud, and this goes for everyone everywhere,

Look into the mirror at least once a day. Look yourself into the eyes, and say "I am CRAZY. I am completely BONKERS. I am three ponies short of a PETTING ZOO."
And MEAN IT. Put your heart into it.
If you can do that, you should be fine.

As for those who can't... Well... I don't know. I just don't.